Dig a hole in the ground
Pile the dirt all around
Put on a very safe roof
Make sure it’s waterproof
Check that inside isn’t damp
This is how you build a camp
Category: 1986
Gossip – 24th June 1986
Hear your next-door neighbour
Shouting down the road
All the latest gossip
Makes me wanna explode
I wouldn’t mind so much
But the gossip’s about someone I know
And it’s all just not true
But still goes on the flow
Of gossip
Turn Off The Heat – 23rd June 1986
Summer finally came
Winter was defeat
It’s so bloody hot
Can’t you turn off the heat?
Pendulum – 20th June 1986
Swinging from side to side
Keeping everything on time
The pendulum will hide
Then come back in line
Back and forth always
Coming and going
Going on forever
Without ever slowing
Pendulum
Like me
Emergency – 16th June 1986
Nine, nine, nine
This is an emergency
Of utmost urgency
Nine, nine, nine
Scones – 15th June 1986
Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
Which one is it?
It’s got to be one
Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
This problem
Makes me moan
*The Void – Wimborne Youth Club, Wimborne, Dorset, UK – 13th June 1986
Antique – 11th June 1986
You bought an antique
Your head became swollen
I could only laugh
When you had it stolen
Come On Down – 9th June 1986
You know the price is right
If you pay the price
You can win prizes
Nice surprises
Holidays in the sun
You can have fun
A week on the town
So come on down
Penis Erectus – 8th June 1986
Something’s coming up
I got this funny feeling
My senses are alert
My head is reeling
Penis erectus
I touched the ceiling
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