Bones made my funnyfather
Skin held him together
Blood pumps around his veins
Funnyfather had funny brains
Screams his agony
In and out of reality
See his other face
Funnyfather has no case
Category: 1986
Avalanche – 4th March 1986
She avalanched all over me
She won’t ever set me free
She covered me with her snow
She won’t ever let me go
But I’m really glad
That she advanced
I’m really happy
She avalanched
Repair – 2nd March 1986
The bicycle
The television
The washing machine
All need revision
And my body aches
I didn’t take enough care
I’m in a bad way
In need of repair
No Handed Clock – 1st March 1986
No handed clock
Tells you the time
There’s no ties
There’s no crime
No handed clock
Keeps you free
No time to stop
No time for me
No handed clock
Never ever stops
Victorian Manner – 26th February 1986
Dressed in silk
White veil covers her face
Flowing hair under her hat
Decorated with lace
Long white dress
Gloves to her shoulder
The Victorian manner
Has got no older
The Three Wise Monkies – 25th February 1986
The three wise monkies saw nothing
The three wise monkies heard nothing
The three wise monkies said nothing
They were given an award
For their political actions
They became the prime minister
Of three factions
One saw
One heard
One said
Nothing
Body Scan – 24th February 1986
Fell off a roof
Living proof
Of what can
Happen to a man
You need
A body scan
Replica – 20th February 1986
I am your double
Come to take your place
I’m setting the standards
I’m setting the pace
I’m a replica
Down to the last detail
I’ve come to carry on
Where you would fail
You’re obsolete
Not necessary anymore
You will die
But I’ll settle your scores
You bought me
But you pay the price
Now you’ve got what you want
Everything that’s nice
You won’t live to see
The riches we have won
Even though I’m a replica
I’m the only one
Sleep – 17th February 1986
Sleep is easy
You don’t need to practice
Close your eyes
Then you’ve cracked it
Sleep is deep
Ours to keep
Got to bed
Sleepyhead
25th Sept 2023 – Maybe at this time, as a teenager, I found sleep easy and desirable. As I got older though I became envious of those who could sleep anywhere, anytime (usually females). Why can’t I do that?
I Wanna Make Love – 14th February 1986
I wanna make love
To my golden girl
I wanna make love
All over the world
I wanna make love
To Minnie Mouse
I wanna make love
To a cartoon
I wanna make love
To Penelope Pitstop
Cartoon characters
Make me swoon
