I eat junk food
Cos it tastes good
It’s my life blood
Tag: poem
Bog Off, Stupid – 22nd November 1988
I always said you never understood me
But you understood that I didn’t care
Why don’t you go away and forget about it
That way you know I’ll never be there
Poems on this day – 17th November 1988
A Scream In Green
Torture forever, in a dream
Hey, will you put back my spleen?
Smother me all over in cheeses and cream
Don’t you understand – it’s so unclean
We must try and face this thing as a team
Don’t be silly, it’s a scream in green
Cranleigh Avenue
Spattered and shattered
Beaten and battered
Walking wounded and walking dead
Someone said follow and we were led
And in the end most of us bled
But then that’s what most of us do
When we walk down Cranleigh Avenue
You, Me and the Stereo – 14th November 1988
Yes you know I’ll always love you
But sometimes other things come first
I think I’ll maybe stay in tonight
But I hope that you don’t feel the worst
Cos I’m gonna be with my stereo
I hope you don’t say cheerio
Toilet Roll – 8th November 1988
I use a lot
To blow out my snot
Takes all I’ve got
To wipe my bot
Toilet roll, toilet roll
Cleanse my soul and cleanse my hole
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Poems on this day – 7th November 1988
Naked Tree
It’s autumn and it’s cold again
All around is yellow and golden brown
And soon the trees will stand naked
As its’ leaves tumble towards the ground
November 5th
Off we go to the fireworks show
Watch the fire as it starts to glow
See the explosions in the sky
Watch the rockets as they fly
But look out that one didn’t explode
Oh no I’m afraid it’s heading towards the crowd
Oh my God it’s gone off in their eyes
Get the ambulance quick can’t you hear their cries
November 5th let’s celebrate someone’s dying
Do you think Guy Fawkes left no one crying
Roll On Over
Just forget that there’s a world out there
Just roll your head on up to the sun
Remember all the good things that you’ve ever seen
And all the good things you’ve ever done
And don’t let it all just fade away
So why not roll on over today
Guess
Don’t confuse me with your riddles
I don’t understand what you say
yes yes yes yes yes yes
I guess it’s okay
Polish Overcoat – 3rd November 1988
Polish Overcoat
All is quiet on the Western Front
And even the spy came in from the cold
Good job I took my overcoat to Poland
I know now you should do as you’re told
(OK you can take the gun away from my head now)
Thank you, Mrs Dream – 2nd November 1988
Thank you Mrs Dream
Have you set the mousetraps, mother?
Hey, it’s okay, I found it, you needn’t bother
Don’t tell me that my house is unclean
Where’s the hoover? Thank you, Mrs Dream
Don’t worry ’cause everything is under control
I think it’s funny, put on some coal
Sort of got lost, what was the theme?
Oh yeah, I remember, Thank you Mrs Dream
Poems on this day – 31st October 1988
Well Dressed Comedian
You thought you were smart
I thought you were just funny
I know you didn’t have a heart
When I saw you take all that money
But not mine – ha ha ha
100% Lovable
Hug me, hug me, give me a kiss
Anything from you would be absolute bliss
This feeling is incredible
You’re cuddleable – 100% lovable
Family Outing – 30th October 1988
Today’s the day for the family outing
Always the same – Mum and Dad shouting
Where’s the gloves – my hands will get cold
Come on darling, you’ve already been told
So the family ride off into the sun
At last the family outing has begun
Some hunters decided to spoil their fun
Shot them dead, every single one
