Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
Which one is it?
It’s got to be one
Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
This problem
Makes me moan
Tag: poetry
Antique – 11th June 1986
You bought an antique
Your head became swollen
I could only laugh
When you had it stolen
Come On Down – 9th June 1986
You know the price is right
If you pay the price
You can win prizes
Nice surprises
Holidays in the sun
You can have fun
A week on the town
So come on down
Penis Erectus – 8th June 1986
Something’s coming up
I got this funny feeling
My senses are alert
My head is reeling
Penis erectus
I touched the ceiling
Fools – 3rd June 1986
Running around in circles
Caught inside the maze
No entry, no exit
Do as the sign says
Open to criticism
Being used as tools
Carry on the carry on
Fools led by fools
The Hanging Tree – 2nd June 1986
Cherry blossom on the hanging tree
My body hangs independently
My eyes wide, my neck snapped
At least the audience clapped
As I hung
As I swung
At the party
Round the hanging tree
Ear Infection – 1st June 1986
Ears full of wax
The most incredible pain
Feels like something
Trying to leave your brain
Earache keeps you awake
Earache was your mistake
You didn’t clean them out
Do I have to shout?
Two For Tea – 31st May 1986
Lay the table
Pour some wine
Eat some food
Pass the time
In the garden
Table and chairs
Smell the scent
Of country airs
A pigeon shat in my drink
Tea inside tomorrow, I think
War With Toys – 25th May 1986
March toward your enemy
Fight with heroes’ guns
Backup will support you
They’ll drop the bombs
The children giggled around the board
Because they were assured
Of victory
War with toys
War with boys
Love In Ruin – 18th May 1986
You put me on the rack
Then you started screwing
I gave you my heart
You left it in ruin
You tied me down
It was my undoing
In your chamber of delights
My love in ruin
I should’ve realised
When your love just flew in
I should’ve flown away
Before my love in ruin
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