The Thirteenth Card – 14th July 1984

The dealer turns the first
His face remains still
He turns the second
The card predicts a kill
The third is turned
He smiles with no concern
Slowly turning the fourth
There’s a lesson to learn
The fifth is observed
The learner shows no alarm
The dealer turns the sixth
Which brings him no harm
He turns the seventh
The patient learner waits
The eighth is observed
Depicting heaven’s gates
The ninth is turned
And the tension begins to rise
Because the tenth
Brings on his demise
The eleventh is turned
And shows a picture of pain
The twelfth is seen
And they take a look again
Then the thirteenth card….

Braindeath – 9th July 1984

Playing with your brain
Knife in the head
Twist the blade, turn the handle
You’re certified braindead
Playing with your brain
Razor blade instead
Slice and splice, soft cool edge
You’re certified braindead
Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy

13th June 2023 – I couldn’t fathom the use of lobotomy to help people with mental health issues. Thankfully it doesn’t appear to be in use anymore.

CB Freak – 8th July 1984

Jolly Roger
Pork pie bodger
The whole caboodle
And fried poodle
Sweet sweet daisy
Crazy crazy crazy
Life on the rig
And an Irish jig
CB Freak at the end of the day
CB Freak, CB Freak, what’s that you say?

13th June 2023 – Jasper was really into CB when I first met him and it was a bit of a news item at the time though I never really found it that interesting. Talking to strangers you couldn’t see seemed a bit weird. Now look at what we have! We barely talk to friends and mostly talk at strangers!