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You Can Tell – 12th March 1988
You can tell yesterday was Sunday
Cos it’s Monday now today
You can tell that it’s no joke
But just the fun that I poke
You can tell that she is looking nice
But you won’t like her advice
You can tell that something is sin
It’s just something to do with feeling
12th Mar 2023 – Hardly genius but I never stopped writing and trying. Is ChatGPT genius? I asked it to make a better version and got this improvement:
Sunday’s past, and Monday’s here,
The week’s anew, let’s make it clear.
My playful jests, they may provoke,
But rest assured, it’s all in stroke.
She’s looking fine, a sight to see,
But heed her words with caution, be.
A feeling stirs, a hint of wrong,
But let it go, and sing a song.
Fat Sharon Off East Enders – 11th March 1988
Sat in front of a rectangular block
A light is flashing from my alarm clock
Angie’s on another one of her benders
Poor old fat Sharon off East Enders
It’s half-past seven again, so here goes
Have you seen Sue and Ali’s clothes?
Shit mate – the last of the big spenders
That fat cow Sharon off East Enders
20th Century Antique – 9th March 1988
When we grow old we’ll keep the things we call precious
And we’ll pass them down to our sons
And do you think anyone will be jealous
When they pass them down to their sons?
But the Antiques Roadshow will soon fail
There is no value to what we hold dear
Cos it’s just useless rubbish we didn’t really need
And our money had no meaning here
Worry – 8th March 1988
So you kicked me down and cut me up
Then turned around and said sorry
You shouldn’t be so concerned
I’m telling you, don’t worry
It’s not really me you’re thinking about
You just want to stop your guilt and doubt
Clean Sheets – 7th March 1988
I’ve got clean sheets
A clean body
And a dirty mind
Let’s go to bed
I want sleep
You disagree
And I find
Your love instead
I’ll change them tomorrow
Funny Old World – 6th March 1988
I said to my friend “It’s a funny old world”
He stopped crying and said “Yeah”
You know if we’re born without a smile
I wonder how we would fare?
Boys and Soldiers – 5th March 1988
The boy watched the soldier
Said “Dad, that’s what I want to be”
The soldier shot his dad
And hate was all the boy could see
The boy grew to be a man
And a soldier he became
And he knew his enemy
And killed without any shame
Skate Or Die – 4th March 1988
Let’s get mean, let’s get rad
Join in with the latest fad
Skateboarding can be real good fun
Even though I haven’t got one
I say, skate or die
But I don’t know why
Tick, Tick, Ticking – 3rd March 1988
Mind working overtime
That buzz starts to whine
Fooling yourself you’re fine
Tick, tick, ticking
What did you say?
Found out one day
Didn’t mean it anyway
Tick, tick, ticking away
Like a bomb about to explode
Untapped potential you couldn’t hold
Follower of chaos uncontrolled
Tick, tick, ticking
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