Playing with your brain Knife in the head Twist the blade, turn the handle You’re certified braindead Playing with your brain Razor blade instead Slice and splice, soft cool edge You’re certified braindead Lobotomy, lobotomy, lobotomy
13th June 2023 – I couldn’t fathom the use of lobotomy to help people with mental health issues. Thankfully it doesn’t appear to be in use anymore.
Jolly Roger Pork pie bodger The whole caboodle And fried poodle Sweet sweet daisy Crazy crazy crazy Life on the rig And an Irish jig CB Freak at the end of the day CB Freak, CB Freak, what’s that you say?
13th June 2023 – Jasper was really into CB when I first met him and it was a bit of a news item at the time though I never really found it that interesting. Talking to strangers you couldn’t see seemed a bit weird. Now look at what we have! We barely talk to friends and mostly talk at strangers!
It’s the question of leadership again All change after election
It’s another comic show the media exposes Rammed down our throats and up our noses The comic show – in The Star, The Mail, The Guardian The comic show – in The Express, The Times and The Sun
Some people worship God Some people worship more than two Some people adhere to the bible Some people just don’t care who I worship – the Lord God Tomato Eating tomatoes is a cannibalistic venture This is how we are put to torture Made to eat our own kind Though some people don’t mind The bible bashers have got it all wrong They’ve been in the dark much too long The Lord God Tomato is right We don’t really have to fight
What will happen to you In the outside world of ours? Will you find a girl? Live your darkest hours? Settle down, settle down, settle down What will Murray do? How many people are like Murray? Take a look at yourself What will you do?
12th June 2023 – Already writing to myself in disguise.
Kids out in the yard are having the time of their life Kids out in the yard are having the time of their life Don’t tell them of the things to come Enjoy yourself while you’re young Die before you’re old If you don’t wanna be told Kids out in the yard are having the time of their life Kids out in the yard are having the time of their life
I woke up to find no one there And looked around in despair There was no one to see anywhere I lost my head and did not care I touched my head and found it dead Picked my brain which was insane Touched my face which was out of place Touched my and to my alarm I woke up I wake up every morning to the same boring day