Oh dog, your performance is far too poor
You are not achieving what we hired you for
The rats still run rampant everywhere
You’re on probation until you start to care
Your KPI’s are well below par
Do you know exactly what you are?
Eating shoes and snapping at flies
You are a dog! Do you realise?
Scared of cats and other critters
The village bears your many litters
Hopefully, these puppies understand their job
The proper work of being a dog
Based on this article