Those hips are shaking
On the teenage Instagram
Whilst mine are quietly aching
Getting as old as I am
What the hell are you grinding?
Ass jiggling to all your friends
I really don’t need reminding
Of all these sexy new trends
I’m getting too old for this stuff
No way I can compete
I’m old enough and seen enough
Off to hip replacement street
The Truth is simple but the Way of Man is hard. First you must learn to control your self.
Mike, The Man From Mars, Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein