Would you like some tea?
Yes, please. One lump or three?
You were always so sweet to me
More like a plum than cherry
Call – 4th October 1988
On my shoulders my head feels so small
When I see my feet I feel so tall
On my mind, I can’t forget at all
A million bricks I would call a wall
From the top I could fall
Bounce like a ball
And call
Laughing Telephone Box – 3rd October 1988
Someone cracked a joke
It was something that he said
Began to blush and choke
It became really, really red
Everyone from all around
Started laughing on the ground
And soon they all became a crowd
To see the telephone box laugh aloud
My Cat – 2nd October 1988
I love my cat cos it’s so dumb
It lets me pick it up and stroke its fur
I can kick it and it’ll still come back
And it goes to sleep under the car
Homework – 1st October 1988
The girl I came to see
Is busy as a bee
Pays no attention to me
It’s homework night tonight
Stench – 29th September 1988
I can smell the horror of modern technology
The reek of oblivion that haunts my street
Power and greed are our parents now
Smells like the stench of armageddon to me
Train Off The Tracks – 27th September 1988
I want to ride a bumper jumper
And go crashing through your stations
I want to sit in your buffet car
And have sixteen celebrations
I just can’t seem to relax
I feel like a train off the tracks
Really Scary – 26th September 1988
Jeez – this world sure frightens me
People especially, they can fuck me up
And when things get really scary
I’m going to need a lot of luck
Poems on this day – 22nd September 1988
I Hate The Kids
I hate the kids, they don’t rule
Fuckin’ kids should be kept at school
Make it my decision when they should leave
Make the kids have to believe
That the world is wrong and I am right
That you have to put up a fight
And when you’re doing something for yourself
Make sure it’s helping someone else
Let Me Down
Don’t you ever let me down
I’m sure I would fall apart
Don’t ever leave me now
Because you would break my heart
Wrong
You know those days
Everything seems to go wrong
The world turns upside down
And you don’t seem to belong
TODAY – FEELS LIKE THAT
Squirrelbait – 20th September 1988
Where did you get your name?
I think you’re insane
I really hate
Squirrelbait
What do you think is your game?
Set your trap and wait
I guess it’s such a shame
To lay your deadly fate
26th Sept 2021 – SquirrelBait were a favourite band at the time, with a peculiar name.
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