Thirty-Fifth Of June – 5th August 1986
What a great day
It’s coming soon
I wanna be there
On the thirty-fifth of June
Moods – 4th August 1986
You get ’em good
You get ’em bad
I can’t remember
How many I’ve had
Happy one day
Depressed the next
Moods move me
I’m so upset
Spill Your Beer – 3rd August 1986
You’re so drunk
Landlord says ‘Get out of here’
You get so angry
Cos he made you spill your beer
Appointment – 2nd August 1986
Turned up for my appointment
I was too late
I was told to sit down
I had to wait
This appointment made me
Late for the next one
I had to wait again
Which was no fun
Now I’ve learnt my lesson
Appointments, I don’t make
I just turn up
And hope I don’t have to wait
Jealousy – 28th July 1986
Everyone hates me
Jealous of what I am
I got nothing to prove
While they are trying to be a big man
I laugh at the poor old souls
Whose only aims and goals
Is to be the best
And rise above the rest
If they ever get there
They will soon fall
Someone else will come along
To beat you all
Sorry, I don’t want to run this race
I’ll go at my own pace
I’m good enough for me
That’s all I need to be
Music Is The Food Of Love – 25th July 1986
How I love you so
I want to turn you on
Turn the volume up
And hear another song
Music is the food of love
Music is all that I think of
Girls don’t mean that much to me
Because music is raw sexual energy
Gloryhunter – 19th July 1986
Gloryhunter wants to win
Gloryhunter put to the test
Gloryhunter always loses
Gloryhunter lost to the rest
Gloryhunter will never learn
He will win when it’s his turn
Cider Crazed Maniacs – 18th July 1986
They roam in gangs
Walking down the street
‘Have you got twenty pence?’
To everyone they meet
They tread every metre
In search of a litre
They’ll be your pal
If you give them a gal
Cider crazed maniacs
The offy has just shut
So they go and get the homebrew
And put that in their gut
Sunday Cycle Ride – 15th July 1986
‘Shall we go out on our bikes?’
‘OK darling, if you like’
‘We’ll ride around the roads
And not car where we go’
‘Pay no attention to the signs
Not stop at the ‘Give Way’ lines’
‘Forget about using the brakes
Only car drivers make mistakes’
‘Well I hope none of us dies
On our Sunday cycle ride’
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