The chip shop had closed
The fish all disposed
The men had an idea
Women all ran in fear
There’s a new food on your plate
For men to eat their hate
It’s the best meal of their lives
As they eat their battered wives
Destruct – 6th July 1986
I got my Tonka toy
I started to destroy
Everything you’d built
Up against my guilt
I’d rather see you destruct
Than to reconstruct
I wanna see you destroyed
Before I get annoyed
I Ruined The World – 5th July 1986
You’re on your knees
I can do what I please
Cos I’m a big tease
I ruined the world
I sucked you all in
You can never win
Against my evil sin
I ruined the world
I went to the moon
It became obvious soon
That I was a raving loon
I ruined the world
Leprechaun – 4th July 1986
Little green man
Help me if you can
You were born
A leprechaun
Your magical powers
Makes rain showers
Makes sun shine
At any time
You’re so bright
I thought you might
Help me in this mess
Before I get obsessed
With leprechauns
5th October 2023 – When I was six or seven, the lodgers in our house, especially Paul, used to call me ‘Shaun, Shaun the leprechaun’. I hated it – but only because they were making fun. I kind of enjoyed it too. About ten years later I adapted this to make my punk name ‘Leper’ though as with anyone who chooses their own nickname, it didn’t stick.
Paul also used to joke with me that I was half an orphan and when I complained about it he told me that both his parents had already died and then I felt bad. Was it weird to grow up without a dad and as an only child. It’s hard to say when you are the one living it. Things out of your control shape our little minds.
Fidget – 1st July 1986
You’re nervous
You always twitch
You always think
You’ve got an itch
You fidget in bed
Keep me awake
Stop it!
For heaven’s sake
The Camp – 27th June 1986
Dig a hole in the ground
Pile the dirt all around
Put on a very safe roof
Make sure it’s waterproof
Check that inside isn’t damp
This is how you build a camp
Gossip – 24th June 1986
Hear your next-door neighbour
Shouting down the road
All the latest gossip
Makes me wanna explode
I wouldn’t mind so much
But the gossip’s about someone I know
And it’s all just not true
But still goes on the flow
Of gossip
Turn Off The Heat – 23rd June 1986
Summer finally came
Winter was defeat
It’s so bloody hot
Can’t you turn off the heat?
Pendulum – 20th June 1986
Swinging from side to side
Keeping everything on time
The pendulum will hide
Then come back in line
Back and forth always
Coming and going
Going on forever
Without ever slowing
Pendulum
Like me
Emergency – 16th June 1986
Nine, nine, nine
This is an emergency
Of utmost urgency
Nine, nine, nine