Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
Which one is it?
It’s got to be one
Is it scone?
Or is it scone?
This problem
Makes me moan
*The Void – Wimborne Youth Club, Wimborne, Dorset, UK – 13th June 1986
Antique – 11th June 1986
You bought an antique
Your head became swollen
I could only laugh
When you had it stolen
Come On Down – 9th June 1986
You know the price is right
If you pay the price
You can win prizes
Nice surprises
Holidays in the sun
You can have fun
A week on the town
So come on down
Penis Erectus – 8th June 1986
Something’s coming up
I got this funny feeling
My senses are alert
My head is reeling
Penis erectus
I touched the ceiling
Scream, Mad Thatchers, Free Beer – West Indian Club, Southampton, Hampshire, UK – 4th June 1986

28th Jan 2024 – Things I remember about this show:
It was incredible! 5 piece Scream played all the hits from their first two albums.

Skeeter told us how insane hanging out with the Butthole Surfers was.

The pit was rough as fuck and I got winded under a pile-up on the floor. I went off to the side and grabbed a chair, dragging it into the pit in a brief lull between songs and sat down in a sulk, hoping that it might cool things down. I lasted about five seconds into the next song before I was knocked off and the chair disappeared.

At one point there was a small boy on the side of the stage and singer Pete Stahl picked him up to include him during whatever song it was they were playing but the boy wasn’t too happy about it and started crying.

The support bands suffered in the way that I have no memory of them at all. Scream outshined them completely.

Rich ‘Punk Encyclopedia’ Levine also had this to say when questioned about Free Beer!
FREE BEER from Fareham/Pompey way, replaced NOX MORTIS as Simon was ill. The West Indian got funny about their name being on the poster as they thought people would assume there was a free bar! Member of staff took objection to Skeeter climbing on top of the porch outside the front door. Toilets got damaged so we lost our deposit & got banned from the club for 2 years until new management meant we returned for the start of the S.T.E. era. Then someone with FREE BEER “mistakenly” took home part of the PA meaning the PA guy had to follow them in his car all the way to Fareham to retrieve it!

Fools – 3rd June 1986
Running around in circles
Caught inside the maze
No entry, no exit
Do as the sign says
Open to criticism
Being used as tools
Carry on the carry on
Fools led by fools
The Hanging Tree – 2nd June 1986
Cherry blossom on the hanging tree
My body hangs independently
My eyes wide, my neck snapped
At least the audience clapped
As I hung
As I swung
At the party
Round the hanging tree
Ear Infection – 1st June 1986
Ears full of wax
The most incredible pain
Feels like something
Trying to leave your brain
Earache keeps you awake
Earache was your mistake
You didn’t clean them out
Do I have to shout?
Two For Tea – 31st May 1986
Lay the table
Pour some wine
Eat some food
Pass the time
In the garden
Table and chairs
Smell the scent
Of country airs
A pigeon shat in my drink
Tea inside tomorrow, I think
