The Worrier – 24th February 1989

The worrier died early in life
Left two children and a lovely wife       
Maybe if he hadn’t worried so much      
He’d still be here to touch        
Cancer         
Carcrash      
Disaster       
Disease        
Murder        
Is life even worth the bother?

In The Car – 19th January 1989

Guess what I found in the car
It was a two-year-old chocolate bar
Melted in the heat, under your feet
So I picked it up and threw it in the street           
A young lad came along         
And sensing nothing wrong     
Picked up the bar from where I threw it
And quite innocently began to chew it   
Little did he know, as he ate    
That a fungus had developed of late      
And this began to make him feel great   
But also left him in a state       
The lesson is of course – always eat off a plate