I’m chilling out before another busy week including War All the Time on Wednesday at Consolador De Dos Caras.
What’s Cool and Unusual – 11th November 2008
tue 11th
sedition
275 victoria st, darlinghurst
7pm/donation
xnobbqx, knitted abyss, dj white pimpernell
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wed 12th
consolador de dos caras
la campana, 53-55 liverpool st, sydney
fag panic, kill a celebrity, squat club, anklepants
this show pretty much embodies the idea behind the club – 4 very different bands brought together for one night of ‘zentertainment’!
**ANKLEPANTS: the bad doctor lives life as a cuntdick with a faceprick. A one man dance band sort of thing spinning twisted danceable rhythms and beats. Dr Richard Facemaker has a face that can be programed to perform an exciting fruit bowl of dazzling movement. Badfacehead pndpndpndpnd.
http://www.myspace.com/anklepantsqwerty
**SQUAT CLUB: as a 4 piece consisting of a drummer, bassist, piccolo bassist and eukekele/guitarist, Squat Club are one of the most unique, talented and exciting bands to emerge out of Sydney in recent memory. Their style is akin to the amalamation of Eastern/Secret Chiefs 3 influenced polyrhythmic structures with early King Crimson, Pink Floyd and other assorted 60s and 70s psychedelic/progressive groups and a slight post-rock influence.
Squat Club combine brilliant progressions with mind-twisting rhythm changes and a beautiful jazz-tinged dynamic drumming feel akin to Jon Theodore’s work in Golden and The Mars Volta. If you’re a fan of Secret Chiefs 3, King Crimson or a range of avant-garde, post-rock or progressive genres, then this is something you wont want o miss. Squat Club are only expected to play a handful more shows before they disband.
http://www.myspace.com/squatclub
**KILL A CELEBRITY: the words that come to mind in describing Kill A Celebrity are caustic and agonizing. Somewhat renown and reviled within various Sydney scenes, Kill A Celebrity are a Sydney-based three piece playing inconceivably fast grindcore influenced by groups such as Discordance Axis, Agents of Abhorrence and Pig Destroyer. Expect a lively stage presence which has caused infamy at less spirited venues, coupled with raw, violent and wholly uncompromising music stripped of all pretentions.
http://www.myspace.com/killacelebritygrind
**FAG PANIC: All-singing all dancing tough arse ponies with hearts of gold. Electro-glam-tronic with the force of a tiger going into battle. We’ll accept payment in cake form or Steven Seagal’s Lightning Bolt Energy Drinks (preferably Asian Experience flavour). Please let us play for you.
http://www.myspace.com/itsfagpanic
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fri 14th
8pm@wherehouse?
$8 all ages
BUM CREEK _ well, i (have) got nothing. they’re website is weird, at least one of them has a large beard, and they’ve been described as ‘tribal’. fuckin’ hippies? fuck no. fuckin’ rad! just come along and see/hear the enigma that is Bum Creek…i can’t articulate why, i hate fuckin’ keyboards.
CASTINGS _ yeah, again – what’s the point? though let me establish a few things. we’re not rich. we’re not hippies. sex and death imagery is boring, and no, we did not start a fight at TINA. next…
PREHISTORIC FUCKIN’ MORON _ also known as Jimmy James And The White Cranes (new CDR ‘The Stud’ out now on Spanish Magic…$5 at the show), the aforementioned moron is arguably sydney’s best and worst kept secret. a complete mess (a composed though absolutely unpredictable mess) of broken tape machines, broken turntables, a broken clarinet…are you seeing a pattern? if you’re lucky, he’ll sell you a tape (there’ll only be five of ’em but THAT CASSETTE WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE), drink your booze, smoke your weed…then perform. acid.
CHROME DOME _ a new band featuring mr. shaun south. fucked up 80’s synths banged into melodic submission ala The Normal, Dark Day and Primitive Calculators (yeah…i know, but this shit’s for real ya know?) rad.
please message one of the bands or me for the show’s location.
www.myspace.com/castings
www.spanishmagic.org
www.myspace.com/spanishmagic
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sat 15th
louie’s, 34 murray st, marrickville
6pm $10 all ages
Bum Creek
Chrome Dome
Knitted Abyss
Onani
Orodruin
Pagan Dawn
Polyfox and the Union of the Most Ghosts
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sun 16th
Have a yarn with Uncle Dootch from The Kuradji Tent Embassy, and watch some footage of community resistance to big developers to protect open parkland and preserve Kuradji sacred site. From 6pm onwards, at Black Rose bookshop, address below.
Hope to see you there
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Black Rose Anarchist Library & Bookshop
22 Enmore Rd (100m from Newtown Station)
w: http://www.blackro***.org
e: blackros***@yahoo.com.au
P: 0424****
open:
thursday & friday 11-7
saturday & sunday 11-5
accessibility: there are three steps at the entrance. the toilet is not easily accessible
shaun/tenzenmen
++ i’ll either be at these events or wishing i was there ++
What’s Cool and Unusual (quick nifty update) – 7th November 2008
fri 7
the show at louie’s has been cancelled – possible re arrangements being made for a wollongong house show instead. if you want to catch The Sharks, They Bite! I believe they’re playing the Sando on Sunday.
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fri 7
319 paramatta rd, petersham
9pm free ALL AGES
scum system kill + more
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sat 8
punx outside #2
end of sydney steel rd, marrickville
1pm free ALL AGES
do not resuscitate, scum system kill, dead wasted, voting with bricks
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sun 9
repressed records, 256 king st
2pm free ALL AGES
captain cleanoff, kill a celebrity, code of lies, roadside burial
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sun 9
Bohemian Grove, L2/68 Sophia St, Surry Hills
6.30 $10
the Creeks, and Jackson/Leipnitz Duo
Creeks is a trio of former UWS students formed in 2008.
When not getting drunk and eating cheese we make some music together which involves Monika Brooks playing Piano (when one is available), Jon Hunter on Guitar and Kusum Normoyle singing in and around her computer. We also made
some recordings into Jons New Laptop, but then Kusum spilt wine on it, but it was ok (One of the shift keys does not work but luckily it has two). We are an improvising band.
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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=414641481
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The Jackson / Leipnitz Duo is an intercontinental collaboration of alto saxophonist Dave Jackson (Syd) and drummer Jan Leipnitz (Berlin). The duo improvises freely with an emphasis on melody and groove. Fans of the famous
Charles Lloyd/Billy Higgins duo recordings will love these guys.
— Bohemian Grove performances are 6:30pm doors for a 7pm start each Sunday (unless otherwise advised). The cover is $10 / donation. Please feel free to invite your friends to come and/or join the mailing list, but we ask that nothing be posted on the web for the authorities to find (they are squares). Support live music! bohemiangrovemusic@gmail.com L2/68 Sophia St, Surry Hills
shaun/tenzenmen
++ i’ll either be at these events or wishing i was there ++
What’s Cool and Unusual – 5th November 2008
wed 5th
forget about the US election. the US is becoming increasingly irrelevant and their latest puppet will make no difference. time is better spent making friends with real american people and showing them how cool the rest of the world is.
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wed 5th
consolador de dos caras
la campana, 53-55 liverpool st, sydney
8pm $5
bare arms, little a, slogan free youth
little a – lush casio pop to charm the pants off the most jaded music lovers.
journeying up from the south especially for this show!
slogan free youth – rad fast and loud rip offs of 80’s hardcore. new band!
bare arms – new sydney screamo / mathcore. come sing along to tales of toxic soldiers and stolen organs.
‘the question’ has had to pull out of this show as ryan was hospitalised in a savage unprovoked attack after a yeah bears show out the back of the oxford arts factory. come and check out the other bands and wish ryan a speedy recovery.


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wed 5th
505
L5, 342 elizabeth st
9pm $?
3ofmillions
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fri 7th
louies, 34 murray st, marrickville
8pm $?
The Sharks, They Bite!, Code of Lies, Hira Hira, Little A.
ALL AGES SHOW
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sat 8th
it’s the return of GALLUCCI!
EVERY WEEK!
10pm in darlinghurst – at ‘the place’ – call Tim on the night to confirm details (0408147336)
GALLUCCI! EVERY WEEK!
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mon 10th
The NOW now series
33 Wellington St, Chippendale
8pm $10/8
Finn Ryan/Jack Dibben/Aemon Webb/Abel Cross: guitars and drums and
electrical equipment.
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tue 11th
sedition
275 victoria st, darlinghurst
7pm/donation
xnobbqx, knitted abyss, dj white pimpernell
shaun/tenzenmen
++ i’ll either be at these events or wishing i was there ++
What’s Cool and Unusual – 29th October 2008
wed 29th
consolador de dos caras
la campana, 52-55 liverpool st, sydney
New archetypes – FRIENDS since birth, Screamin’ E. Hernia and Karl Richard-Marx formed New Archetypes in 2006 when it became apparent that Karl’s musical skills combined with fledgling guitarist, filmmaker and gutter poet Hernia’s songs formed the perfect recipe for a brutal new archetype. In a rehearsal room in their death-metal friend Billy’s warehouse flat above a smash repair joint in Redfern, they hammered away at their craft, throwing in covers by The Stooges, The Beasts of Bourbon and The Birthday Party, Karl accompanying variously on guitar, bass and a horrific optical theremin shaped like a baby doll’s head with red glowing eyes, which he ran through all manner of effects to synthesise the rotting belch of the devil. Hernia’s raspy screaming and shouting was terrifying. One evening, during a particularly bone-powdering jam, they earnt their first $5, when a tripping metal head who hung out at the flat stuck the money under the door, with a note pleading with them to stop making him feel like he was dying. Skip forward a few months, and Karl is at a party getting hammered. His brother Hans Regretel and friend The Naked Drewth mention they want to form a band, Hans being a bassist/guitarist, Drew being an aspiring drummer (in that he couldn’t play, but liked the idea). Karl and Hernia decided this mix of experience and inexperience (or innocence?) had an attractive Blakean undertone. Besides, this way there’d be more people to chip in for bourbon. Soon after, New Archetypes rehearsed together for the first time, The Naked Drewth having his first ever bash at a kit. With them was friend Ted Frostbite, an eccentric punk and pipe organ virtuoso, who’d performed recitals in places like the Sydney Town Hall and the Opera House. His father was also a keyboard player for Suzi Quattro, as well as The Who’s John Entwistle, Kiki Dee and Robert Palmer’s early-’70s group Vinegar Joe. Despite Ted’s extreme abilities in the art of fine music, he aimed for total chaos. The formula had been written. New Archetypes were complete. The first public New Archetypes gig took place January 5, 2007, at the Lansdowne Hotel and was cut short after just two songs because Screamin’ E. Hernia had already been in a fight with a bouncer and got kicked out. The band had to sneak him back in to play. They were compensated by the venue with unlimited free beer. Things just haven’t been the same since. Prepare yourself for NA. It will be loud. It will be brutal. It will be primitive. You will be addicted. NA beckons.
Maxwell stone – Formed 2005 in Enmore, Sydney. Maxwell Stone is described as Stoner Rock with metal inclinations. Members include Peter ”P.P.R.” Richards (Guitar/Drums)27,Albury ”Benny” West (Drums)24, Sam ”Rush” McNair (Vocals/Guitar)26 & brother Tom ”AKA1-Madman” (Lead Guitar)27. Maxwell Stone is the product of the now infamous ”Cakehole”. The Cakehole is a shoptop flat above a cake shop (though the cake shop no longer remains). Tom,Sam & friend since primary school Pete began jamming on an old borrowed amp inthe lounge room. It grew from there to playing at parties and soon enough in November 2005 the group played their first gig, Bar Broadway in Sydney. In 2007 Maxwell Stone recruited ex-Leprechaun Deathstar drummer Albury West. Maxwell Stone’s music was used in the soundtrack of ”Cheerleader Swap Meat” also playing at the Film launch in August 07. The group plays regular local shows and draws a dedicated fanbase. In 2008 Maxwell Stone has recorded a self titled E.P and plans to release in November. A tour of the Eastern States of Australia is planned for late 2008.
http://www.youtube.com/MaxwellStoneMusic
White knuckle Fever are the dynamo psychobluesy duo uniting 3k short (from machine gun fellatio) and celia curtis (biffos blow up bonanza) . Better put your seatbelts on because they are going to take you for a ride into the abyss !
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thu 30
Conor O’Brien
There Stands The Glass
Opening 30th October
31st October – 16th November 2008
Conor O’Brien was recently referred to as one of the country’s ‘best, most interesting and certainly most promising’ young photographers by the Associate Curator of the Art Gallery of Western Australia, Dr Robert Cook. In October and November 2008, Black & Blue Gallery will host O’Brien’s most recent body of work, There Stands The Glass.
First shown at the Centre for Contemporary Photography (CCP) in Melbourne earlier this year, There Stands The Glass is a collection of colour photographs; portraits, landscapes and observations that are calm and considered, never poking fun at their subjects but always celebrating their beauty. The images were captured over two years and deal with people and the sense of people. The subjects are almost always friends, family and the places that hold their spirit.
The Age reviewer Penelope Modra wrote of There Stands The Glass, “[O’Brien]’s not asking you to look through his eyes as thought they are your own and share some modernist‘epiphany moment’. It’s just an invitation to feel, well, what you feel.”
O’Brien has shown work at the Australian Centre for Photography, the Centre for Contemporary Photography, The National Portrait Gallery, The Art Gallery of
Western Australia, the Perth Institute of Contemporary Art, Utopian Slumps Gallery and was included in the New York Photography Festival 2008. He currently lives and works in Sydney.
Vito Belgiorno-Zegna, Director
Black & Blue Gallery
302/267-271 Cleveland Street
Redfern NSW 2016
Thurs to Sat 11-6 Sun 12-5
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fri 31
louie’s, 34 murray st, marrickville
*Duke Magazine Halloween Party* – Serial Killer Dress Up, Fat-O-Gram, Dancing, Tunes, Party!!!!
thing is, party’s are always fuggin sick. and dressing up is awesome. and dressing up on halloween is the best. AND and and they are gonna have FAT-O-GRAMS. as in some big fatso gettin naked. you really wanna miss that?
starts at 8 and costs $10. try say no.
“Duke is like if National Geographic and National Lampoon had a kid, and the kid grew up to be this really bitchy teenage girl”
– Peter Shamrock, arts editor for Irish Brogue Weekly
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fri 31
Dark Carnivàle
The Red Rattler Theatre Stage One Launch
and fundraiser for eco-efficient utilities
doors open 8pm, showtime 9pm sharp
limited capacity, be early!
6 Faversham St.
Marrickville
$20 / $15 conc
MOJO JUJU & the Snake Oil Merchants
The Kingpins
Lillian Starr & D-Vinyl
Sex Intents & Glitta Supernova
Brown Council
Justin Shoulder
Janie Gibson
Celia Curtis
GayLourdes
Wife
Crash and Danni
hosted by Kelli Jean
with DJ Gemma
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sat 1
*Deja Boo!*
ok halloween is the night before, but its such a good holiday that i think it’s pretty fair to spread it out over 2 days.
this is Deja Vu’s 4th birthday, and some guy named Aiden’s Halloween party.
this is from the flyer – “open jams & food from 5pm” – i guess jam is more of a spread than a food ey. ha ha ha. blegh. it goes till like 4 am or something.
ANYWAY bands/people/dj’s featured on this night are:
Fuji Collective, Toecutter, Day of the Meerkat, Svelt, Squid, Captains, Baram, Brackets
all for a gold coin donation. fuckin deal!
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sat 1
The Red Rattler Theatre
6 Faversham St.
Marrickville NSW 2204
SCOOTER
7pm $5
BugGiRL (gong)
Valentiine (melb)
Kate Duffy (syd)
DJ Huckleberry Spin
enquiries@redrattler.org
http://www.redrattler.org
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sun 2
Black Rose Anarchist Library & Bookshop
22 Enmore Rd (100m from Newtown Station)
6.30pm
Leila Khaled: Hijacker. About the Hijacking of TWA flight 840 in 1969. The destination was Tel Aviv, Israel. A short while after take off Leila Khaled leaves her seat and threatens the crew with hand grenades and enters the cockpit. She takes hold of the microphone; “Ladies and gentlemen, your attentions please, kindly fasten your seat belts. This is your new Captain speaking. The Che Guevara commando unit of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine…”
www.leilakhaled.com
open:
thursday & friday 11-7
saturday & sunday 11-5
accessibility: there are three steps at the entrance. the toilet is not easily accessible
shaun/tenzenmen
++ i’ll either be at these events or wishing i was there ++
34 hours – 28th October 2008
I’m wishing for 34-hour days.
Buy this! – 27th October 2008
10:30 am – If you want to wish me a Happy Birthday then buy some CDs off me!
12:47 pm – Thanks for the birthday wishes! No, really! All 1,000 CDs are now sold! No, not really!
What’s Cool and Unusual – 22nd October 2008
wed 22
consolador de dos caras
la campana, 53-55 liverpool st, sydney
$5 8pm
Fantastic Doug and the Cupcake Club – is a (“totally fab!”) musical pop group created in the basement Studio of the Youth Center.
— “Wow, the Cupcake Club? Yeah man they’re totally ‘off the hook’!”
— “You like the Cupcakes??! How ‘INDY’ and ‘DIFFERENT’!”
— “Woooooah dudes I was at the Cupcake Club show on Friday and they were so tight I got a hemmorhoid! And my face melted off!!!! True story”
See what I mean….?
The Warm Feelings – wizards , magic and dreams fortold by a mystical sage to dominate rock ‘ n ‘roll for one night only. Come witness the power drums and guitar can channel from dancing on the dead bones of bon scott and kurt cocaine.
The Mistakes – These guys really haven’t the faintest idea how be a successful rock and roll outfit. It’s been one drama after another over the last (god is it almost) five years. Including on stage implosions, due to excessive levels of intoxication, break ups due to unbearable levels of homo-erotic tension in the band room, a pure inability to sing correctly or even play their instruments, it has been an uphill battle for these guys. Their continuing existence is testimony to their high self-appreciation of their own particular brand of half-cocked, shambolic-punk, post-rock, almost-art, pop-n-roll, hard-wank, mess. That said one almost gets the feeling that one day, somewhere, someone may flip a coin and BAM! The Mistakes may become a credible band. But probably not
plus the HOBO PRESS ZINE launch!!
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thu 23rd
Stencil exhibition
THURS OCT 23
Little fish Gallery 22 enmore rd, Newtown
6-9PM
Local street artists of all ages and abilities presenting their work.
There will be people’s choice prizes in three categories:
best technique, best political and best humourous.
A fundraiser for little fish gallery with free wine and drinks by donation. Hopefully some live music, and probably a live auction. Great opportunity for street artists to come out of the shadows and meet their fellows.
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fri 24th
12 barker st, Lewisham(just off old canterbury rd)
starts about 8pm
Simo soo + Question + Little a
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sat 25th
Hornsby PCYC: 94 George St Hornsby
Polyfox and the Union of the Most Ghosts
They Kill & Eat People
The (Temperamental) Pocket
Happy Phlegm
The Snoozefests
$5 6pm
No drugs, alcohol, etc.
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sat 25th
hamizalooza ’08
louie’s
34 murray st, marrickville
run! hide!, dz, yeah bears, call the medic, call the nurse, bare arms, bake em away toys
8pm $8
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sun 26th
Bohemian Grove (L2/68 Sophia St, Surry Hills) is tickled pink to present…
the Carl Dewhurst Trio!
Carl Dewhurst – guitar
Cameron Undy – bass
Evan Mannell – drums
Carl’s trio explore the fine lines of improvising in and out of time/tune/taste. Fortune favours the wrong. Yin/Yang says at it’s worst it’s best, at it’s best it’s bad. And we all know bad is good.
*” In this age of convergent politics and convergent art it’s refreshing to know anarchy still has a champion, and his name is Carl Dewhurst. …he is such a pure, intuitive improviser… Like a liquid, Dewhurst fills any context, but never blandly so. “*
SMH October 2007
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sun 26th
6.30pm $5 donation
Black Rose will be screening Battle In Seattle. A hollywood version of the intense and inspiring events of 1999 when the World Trade Organisation (WTO) meetings in Seattle were shut down by a large cross-section of the american community – families, unions, lawyers, eco-activists, anti-racist groups and anarchists 🙂 protesting the existence of the WTO amidst volleys of rubber bullets and tear gas from riot squad police.
www.battleinseattlemovie.com/
this film is directed, written and produced by Stuart Townsend, the same person who directed The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Aeon Flux and is the voice of Lucky Charms Leprechaun on Robot Chicken.
because of daylight savings, throughout summer movie times at black rose will be at 6:30
Black Rose Anarchist Library & Bookshop
22 Enmore Rd (100m from Newtown Station)
w: www.blackrosebooks.org
e: blackrosebooks@yahoo.com.au
P: 0424 490 792
open:
thursday & friday 11-7
saturday & sunday 11-5
accessibility: there are three steps at the entrance. the toilet is not easily accessible
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Dirty Shirlows warehouse space available for rehearsals / recordings and jammin
rehersal rates;
$20 per hour or $50 for three
there is a full 6kW’s pa, 2di boxes, 5 mics, a 12 channel mixer, HALF A DRUM KIT (bring your own snare and cymbals), friendly atmosphere, a fridge WITH BEER BY DONATION…….. what more could you want…?
hours of operation;
11am-11pm 7days
contacts;
shirlows office (02) 95577377
32 shirlow street marrickvile
just near sydenham station
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and in some more self promotion – the second in the MAYBE MARS series of cd releases from new underground chinese bands came out this week – it being the self titled debut from CARSICK CARS – some sweet indie noise rock from beijing. you can check out mp3s and video and other guff here:
http://www.new.facebook.com/pages/the-MAYBE-MARS-series/34579323581
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shaun/tenzenmen
++ i’ll either be at these events or wishing i was there ++
Club Consolador De Dos Caras – 15th October 2008
POPOLICE, DELARGE’S HOUSE OF MIRRORS, SLIMEY THINGS
Club Consolador De Dos Caras – 8th October 2008
OSAKA ELECTRO-VIOLENCE INVASION!!!!!!!
Maruosa (Japan), VOLZOY a.k.a. aaaaa (Japan), Numb’n’Dub (Japan), Go Genre Everything (Melb)