Yes you know I’ll always love you
But sometimes other things come first
I think I’ll maybe stay in tonight
But I hope that you don’t feel the worst
Cos I’m gonna be with my stereo
I hope you don’t say cheerio
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Toilet Roll – 8th November 1988
I use a lot
To blow out my snot
Takes all I’ve got
To wipe my bot
Toilet roll, toilet roll
Cleanse my soul and cleanse my hole
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Poems on this day – 7th November 1988
Naked Tree
It’s autumn and it’s cold again
All around is yellow and golden brown
And soon the trees will stand naked
As its’ leaves tumble towards the ground
November 5th
Off we go to the fireworks show
Watch the fire as it starts to glow
See the explosions in the sky
Watch the rockets as they fly
But look out that one didn’t explode
Oh no I’m afraid it’s heading towards the crowd
Oh my God it’s gone off in their eyes
Get the ambulance quick can’t you hear their cries
November 5th let’s celebrate someone’s dying
Do you think Guy Fawkes left no one crying
Roll On Over
Just forget that there’s a world out there
Just roll your head on up to the sun
Remember all the good things that you’ve ever seen
And all the good things you’ve ever done
And don’t let it all just fade away
So why not roll on over today
Guess
Don’t confuse me with your riddles
I don’t understand what you say
yes yes yes yes yes yes
I guess it’s okay
Polish Overcoat – 3rd November 1988
Polish Overcoat
All is quiet on the Western Front
And even the spy came in from the cold
Good job I took my overcoat to Poland
I know now you should do as you’re told
(OK you can take the gun away from my head now)
Thank you, Mrs Dream – 2nd November 1988
Thank you Mrs Dream
Have you set the mousetraps, mother?
Hey, it’s okay, I found it, you needn’t bother
Don’t tell me that my house is unclean
Where’s the hoover? Thank you, Mrs Dream
Don’t worry ’cause everything is under control
I think it’s funny, put on some coal
Sort of got lost, what was the theme?
Oh yeah, I remember, Thank you Mrs Dream
Poems on this day – 31st October 1988
Well Dressed Comedian
You thought you were smart
I thought you were just funny
I know you didn’t have a heart
When I saw you take all that money
But not mine – ha ha ha
100% Lovable
Hug me, hug me, give me a kiss
Anything from you would be absolute bliss
This feeling is incredible
You’re cuddleable – 100% lovable
Family Outing – 30th October 1988
Today’s the day for the family outing
Always the same – Mum and Dad shouting
Where’s the gloves – my hands will get cold
Come on darling, you’ve already been told
So the family ride off into the sun
At last the family outing has begun
Some hunters decided to spoil their fun
Shot them dead, every single one
Poems on this day – 24th October 1988
Heaven is a Slag
This sure ain’t my idea of paradise
If this is heaven, it sure is a slag
All those promises sounded so nice
But I get the feeling I’ve been had
This is Great
This is bigger than the both of us
We just operate with minimum fuss
This is great, at least I think it is
This is great, at least it should be
That is what you told me
Now you’ve got a hold of me
Doorstep
I stood on your doorstep
Thought I’d been here before
For a second I wasn’t sure
So I knocked on the door
Come on in, you said
I left the doorstep behind
And warmth and comfort I did find
These crazy ideas are just in my mind
Whole
Have you a concept
Of the vastness of the planet?
There’s just so many things going on
I don’t understand how can it?
My own world is so small
And so is yours as well
I wonder if it will be like this
In either heaven or hell?
Gravity Time
This picture isn’t moving
But everything is living
They are just hanging up there
Just hanging in the air
You can watch your friends die
In slow motion
The blink of an eye
Could be no motion
And it could last forever
Mr Wonderful
Hey, did I ever tell you how good you were?
Did I ever mention about your lovely hair?
You know your girlfriends are always the best
All of this and don’t forget the rest
Did I ever tell you you’re Mr Wonderful?
No? I guess I just forgot
Perfect House – 23rd October 1988
Perfect House
The cats don’t spill their food
And the floors are clean
There’s absolutely no dust here
It’s just a perfect dream
But this was just an advert
I’m sure this can’t be true
Mr and Mrs Happy are getting divorced
And the house was split in two
Poems on this day – 22nd October 1988
Welcome Back to Aggro
He here is, my genuine friend
His violence will reign in the end
A fist and a boot to see him through
Hasn’t got anything better to do
And no one will help him
And no one can help us
Herbert the Hedgehog
Herbert was my special friend
He spiked his hair just like me
Every single place I went
He would follow me
Until that day I bought a car
I did travel wide and far
I saw my friend crossing the road
And I mistook him for a bastard toad
Oh my god! Was that Herbert?
His guts had been turned to sherbet
Herbert the Hedgehog is no more
Now he’s stuck to the floor
SickSadSorry
I was sick as a parrot
I was sad and depressed
Now I’m really sorry
I’m not at my best
Sicksadsorry
Sicksadsorry