That face says so much
That face says so little
That face so tough
That face so brittle
That face so circular
That face so square
That face so bald
That face with hair

The magazine says ‘There’s as many different cunts as faces’
Now we have to work out whether we’ve got them in the right places
I’m not a cunt, no one is
A word that you take so plain
Relates you to an object name

If a female is a cunt then I’m a fuckin’ prick
Looking for a place where I can make it stick

19th June 2023 – The magazine article was real but I doubt they used the word cunts.