Someone has to be it
Better than the rest
Someone has to provide
The others with a test
When you’re on top
Feet off the ground
There’s only one place to go
And that’s down
Month: January 1986
Chocolate – 30th January 1986
Chocolate bar
In your car
Red hot sun
Chocolate run
Gooey mess
On your dress
All the way down
Sticky and brown
The moral of the story is
If you’ve ever felt
Your chocolate melt
Don’t leave them in cars
Or you’ll have a messy Mars
The Record Player – 27th January 1986
The record player won’t play my records
The needle jumps all the way through
I haven’t got a record that will play
I don’t know what I can do
I solved the problem
No sour grapes
Cos I’ve started using
Cassette tapes
Crushed Grapes – 26th January 1986
Crushed grapes
You made me whine
I’ll have a drink
At any time
My face is wrinkled
Yellow as a banana
I’m a crushed grape
Call me Sultana
Runner Up – 25th January 1986
Second best
In every test
Never won
Had no fun
The runner up
Is what you’ve become
Second best
Runner up to the rest
31st Aug 2024 – Submitted to Reena’s Xploration Challenge #345 – second best
Man With A Hat – 17th January 1986
Walked calmly onto the scene
No one knew where he’d been
He said you shouldn’t do that
He was the man with a hat
Nothing could amuse him
He let people peruse him
He did everything he could
Just like a man with a hat should
Afternoons – 15th January 1986
Play tennis in the backyard
Jump about like your kids
Ride around your bicycle
Showing off with skids
Evening comes
Darkness falls
You put away
Your tennis balls
Bedtime beckoning
As the morning looms
Another day
In afternoons
The Latest Trend – 9th January 1986
Fashionable clothes for trendy whores
Big business money-making clothes stores
Hit the right button, out comes a magazine
To keep you up to date on the fashion scene
Is this the right colour? No, it’s the wrong shade
Business and profit’s the way of the world
Can it and will it ever be cured
While people’s suffering is still ignored?
“Have you got a shirt that’s made from tweed?
A new fur coat is what I really need
To go with the underpants I’ve already bought
I don’t like your long-johns, they’re much too short”
You live – and see – people’s – agony
But is this – the right shade – of – burgundy?
Is this the right colour? No, it’s the wrong shade
Business and profit’s the way of the world
Life ruled by fashion and not thinking
Or common sense, a wardrobe full of
Clothes that have only been worn once
Cos the following week they’re out of date
The only reason for existence, being seen
As the necessity to impress other people
And stay ahead in fashion
Emotion and sanity reduced to scant levels
Due to incessant worry of not being able
To better the superficial and cosmetic
Standards set by equally narrow-minded
Trendy fashionable individuals
I refuse to feel guilt, embarrassment
Or inferiority just because my clothes
Aren’t baggy enough or the wrong
Shade of burgundy
But that’s the way of the world
18th Apr 2025 – Writing this out now, I can guess that I was very inspired by Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys