Saturday, it was very hot
It was hotter when I saw her
Tiny bikini and baggy shirt
No one on the beach could ignore her
So I went over and said
‘How about it? Fancy making a go?’
She turned around and looked up
And she sweetly said ‘no’

30th May 2023 – This poetic story is total fantasy. I never had the guts to talk to girls back then. ‘Bit of stuff’ seems to have fallen out of favour as a sexist term for pretty girls, probably for the best but no doubt replaced with a million others.