Email with TLJ:

T: to that blond chick? (nearly wrote chink by mistake) don’t find too many blond chinks around (well, not natural at least – they’re all bottle blonds) except they’re never blond – their hair turns out grey!!!!!!

S: I guess to the blond. Talking of grey – mine is on the way back – will have to sort that out next payday i think.

T: i was just speaking to my bro the other day, and i said i’d like the wedding cake made of profiteroles

S: When did you decide to marry your brother? Isn’t that illegal?

T: (you know and drizzled with toffee – croquembouche – sp???? or something like that) cause fruit cake and 5cm
thick icing’s not really my thing.

S: Good fruit cake with icing is great. I hate profiteroles – like eating chocolate snot.

T: but really rich chocolate would be nice too. i saw this thing on weddings in vogue, and there was this beautiful wedding cake coated in a thin layer of 24-carat gold!!! no shit!

S: Can you eat it?

T: have you heard of sweet art? make all these fancy-arse cakes. tried to show kath in the car one day when we were driving past – it’s in Paddington. pretty cool to look at – but all a bit tacky really.
anyway babe, really hungry, got to go to tute, see ya later, tlj

S: It’s no suprise yr hungry – you probably haven’t eaten for twenty minutes.

T: ps – i still havent’ finished IS&OD outline though i wish i had, because now i just have to come in in my hols to hand it in – sob – cheer me up babe!

Pull yr socks up baby!