Lady Of Situations – 17th December 2024

The knights felt themselves so gallant
One by one they knocked at her door
As if their poorly tested talent
Were enough to interest and explore

Their eyes focused purely on her dresses
She saw through their prods of deceit
Her castle would not receive their messes
Until their charms were removed of conceit

Their suits of armour soon became rusted
As they waited in impatient rains
Self-aware they weren’t to be trusted
And soon tired of playing their own games

What gift for the lady of situations?
The one who wants none of your gold
Deaf to their empty wild explanations
She’s chosen her own heart to hold

Webtrends (again) – 12th February 1999

Email with TLJ:

S: Just a reminder about things to check today. Get the IP addresses and computer names of your machine, chris’s and the machine where you’ve installed WebTrends – oh and the intranet and internet servers would be good too. If you can find out which domains the machines are members of too (just NT), then cool. Also which domains they are actually logged on to. Check all the things that were in my last email. Check the size of the log files, do you still have the old log files you used on your machine – try using them on the one where you just installed WebTrends. Can you take the WT machine off the network? ie pull the cable out and log on locally – this might just rule out the machine doing some extra things on the network that is affecting the CPU. Try uninstalling the version of WT you have on your machine and install it again – see if it works – see if it still works OK on your machine. It does work on NT I guess? When you start Web Trends see which processes start at the same time in Task Manager. Hope you are feeling OK about work today. I’m sorry you had a bad day yesterday – I bet everyone is really nice to you today. Just be confident that you are doing a good job. I believe in you – now, you start believing in you.

TLJ: I’m really upset – I tried to check out that awesome cyber card you sent me, cause i got the email about it on the 3rd feb, which said the cards are kept for 7 days – only now I can’t get it. It can’t find it. Please send me another one.
please?
oh, and i forgot to tell you that dad and kath were on a current affair last night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell you about it later