Unplug – 24th February 2026

When they need your attention to survive

The best thing to do is chaos-post their demise

Meme the truth until their servers crash

Pirate their textbooks and skip all the ads

Everything is an AI scam, so go wreck ’em

Uninstall your life and then forget ’em

I sometimes use AI to post notes for my poetry on Substack. I ask it to give me a Gen Alpha voice. This poem is inspired by the results of one such exercise, enjoying some of the phrases that it came up with.