Month: October 1985
White’s all right
Bathing Beauties – 12th October 1985
See them on the nudist beach
But they’re so far out of reach
Flirting their beauty to passers-by
Who always end up with sand in their eye
Bathing beauties on the sand
Catch you with a sweaty hand
Wanking yourself in the dunes
To the bathing beauty’s tunes
Book On The Shelf – 5th October 1985
I’m the book on the shelf
The one you never read
Picked up once a year
But you put me back instead
I’m in the corner
Where you never delved
You put me here
Where I’ve been shelved