Last night, as I slept
I turned over and it became clear
My loosened ass had wept
Covering me in diarrhoea
Sleepily I stumbled
Throwing my undies to the sink
My stomach continually rumbled
As I showered off my stink
A towel laid over the bed
A semblance of being clean
Only thing now in my head
I was shitting in my dream
And then again, I woke
My ass burst another leak
Something inside me broke
I couldn’t have felt more weak
I went through clean up again
More sleep I know I should
After happy rainbow dreams then
I woke up feeling pretty good
Sometimes when covered in shit
And feel we cannot cope
Try to stop thinking about it
And never give up hope
100% true, unfortunately. Not altogether an uncommon experience in Thailand, where no one is squeamish to talk about diarrhoea.
1994ever 