I hate my job,
the lousy tips
and pernickety customers.
Sure we can accommodate you
but bring your own almond milk.
In fact, why don’t you just eat at home?
Showing off the latest ladies showing off,
the restroom mirror never lies.
Take a seat, take your time,
I am here with my insincere smile.
I love my job,
the great tips
and pernickety customers.
Sure we can accommodate you,
it’s our pleasure to bring satisfaction.
Please come back again and bring a friend
Those ladies, Oh, those ladies,
all cleavage and shining eyes.
Take a seat, take your time,
I’m here all night.
Shared with a November Ekphrastic Challenge for the attached picture.
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