Category: 1988
Too many people are just too content
Poles – 10th July 1988
You know Polo’s are just full of holes
Shoes are shit if they haven’t got soles
Death comes for whom the bell tolls
But where do pole vaulters keep their poles?
Culture Shock, Hate That Smile, Corporate Grave – West Indian Club, Southampton, Hampshire, UK – 29th June 1988

From the STE Collective Facebook page:
S.T.E. 1! CULTURE SHOCK/HATE THAT SMILE/CORPORATE GRAVE – Wed 29 June 1988 – Southampton West Indian Club.
Kent Jolly who was an American woman living in the U.K. was booking a CULTURE SHOCK tour & contacted me (Rich) about a Southampton gig. A load of us had a meeting at the Joiners & put some money into a kitty. Paul Jay came up with the S.T.E. (Southampton, Totton & Eastleigh) Collective name simply based on the places where we lived. This might have been HATE THAT SMILE’s 1st gig – they were ex ATROX & old friends from Dorset (Wimborne, Dorchester & Wareham). This was definitely CORPORATE GRAVE’s first gig with Rik Godfrey on bass after Bren left. I made the flyer which was a bastardisation of a BRIGANDAGE poster with the pics from a CULTURE SHOCK fanzine interview I think. Beforehand we were really worried that no one would turn up but over 200 did. Bing at the WI warned us prior to the gig about people smoking drugs at the gig, which was ironic as afterwards when we went to pay him the member’s room was thick with smoke.
Paul Chambers: Yep, HTS 1st gig, I broke my A sting on the 1st note of the 1st song and replaced it in the dark with a D.

27th Jan 2024 – I reckon this picture must be from the first Hate That Smile gig because I actually don’t even remember Rich Waitland ever playing live with us so I think perhaps this would be our first show and that he bowed out soon after. Looks like we managed to get a good crowd of two people up and dancing, that being juggling Rut on the right.
Golden Oldies – 28th June 1988
You laugh at your boss
When he winces at the radio
You think he’s just so old
Cos he enjoys the golden oldies show
One day, you too will be old
And your kids will laugh at you
And when you hear the golden oldies
Will you be able to laugh too?
Parents – 27th June 1988
Got to be in by ten o’clock
Say you’re prayers before you go to bed
Daddy will come and tuck you in
Eighteen years old without a thought in her head
Wash your hands before you eat
What’s he doing in your room?
I don’t like the look in his eyes
You’ll have to finish with him and soon
Parents – who’d have them?
Worship – 23rd June 1988
A woman’s body is to be worshipped
Cos her mind is nothing but confusion
If a girl is sensible and sexual
It’s probably just an illusion
Means To An End – 20th June 1988
Turning in circles like a spinning wheel
Nothing around the corner for you to touch or feel
Ain’t got no friends from whom you can steal
No pat on the head, you’re just a dog to heel
No way out, it’s too late
Just let go and feel the hate
No way out, it’s too late
Just let go (is what you should’ve done)
No meaning in the end
Jump in, come along for the ride
Jump in and come along for the ride
Return ticket to what you feel inside
Just who cares if another one’s died
Ain’t no point in suicide
Poems on this day – 19th June 1988
Drink To Forget
You were just too damn clever
I drink to forget
Now I can’t remember
What I’m trying to forget
Whenever
Ginseng Lover
One day I’ll be at peace
Before I go to pieces
All my pain will disappear
Bodily function ceases
No cause for alarm
Ginseng lover
You’re walking my way
Might as well kick it over
What Are Friends For?
What are friends for?
When your parents are away
And you party all night and day
They’re going to smash up your place
That’s what friends are for
If there’s a secret
Don’t ask a friend to keep it
All rumours are bullshit
That’s what friends are for
A Pile Of Stones
Who would think that
A pile of stones
Could cause all this trouble
Police presence double
This year no Glastonbury
Weather forecast sunny
If only ancient man could see
He’d find it really funny
June twenty first
Eighty eight
Could be last and worst
And just too late
Peachy Keen
Hi, my name is Peachy Keen
I am this year’s carnival queen
You can enter into my dream
If you ever run out of steam
Poems on this day – 17th June 1988
Seagulls
Yes, it’s dark at night
Left and wrong aren’t right
Shit will turn to shite
But seagulls are always white
Q-Ball
There are masters
And they have slaves
The majority is always wrong
The minority’s making waves
The q-ball is always the last on the table
More Shelves For Junk
This is a rare collector’s item
I must have this for my shelf
Don’t let my junk collect on the floor
Else I wouldn’t get through the door
But I need more shelves
More shelves for junk
Holes
Elastic holes
Turn it upside down
And inside out
Plastic holes
Some are square
Or roundabout
Stretch your imagination
Plug those holes
Housewife – 16th June 1988
You’re just a housewife
Always laying tables
You’re just a housewife
Mowing the lawn
You’re just a housewife
Doing the washing
You’re just a housewife
To your husband and son

