Fat Sharon Off East Enders – 11th March 1988

Sat in front of a rectangular block
A light is flashing from my alarm clock
Angie’s on another one of her benders
Poor old fat Sharon off East Enders
It’s half-past seven again, so here goes
Have you seen Sue and Ali’s clothes?
Shit mate – the last of the big spenders
That fat cow Sharon off East Enders