Old Man Pissed In Pub – 17th March 1988

Saw something funny yesterday
An old man from yesteryear
Singing some old army songs
In one hand, a fag, in the other, a beer
And he resigns himself to reminisce
Sat in a pub just getting pissed
And the tears in his eyes
Come from the youngster’s jibes
They just think he’s an old man pissed as a fart
One thing that rings true, they’re worlds apart

17th Mar 2023 – A kind of clumsy story that still makes me marvel (marvel may be too strong a word here) at my imagination as these words are totally drawn from there; maybe initially inspired just by a memory of an old man in a pub. In England, there was still a stereotype of old men sitting in pubs reminiscing about the war. There’s a strange comfort in this image for me. Being considered an old man myself now, I wonder if this stereotype still holds some truth. I have to imagine there are still old men sitting in pubs reminiscing about the miners’ strikes and Thatcher-era policies.

You Can Tell – 12th March 1988

You can tell yesterday was Sunday
Cos it’s Monday now today
You can tell that it’s no joke
But just the fun that I poke
You can tell that she is looking nice
But you won’t like her advice
You can tell that something is sin
It’s just something to do with feeling

12th Mar 2023 – Hardly genius but I never stopped writing and trying. Is ChatGPT genius? I asked it to make a better version and got this improvement:

Sunday’s past, and Monday’s here,
The week’s anew, let’s make it clear.
My playful jests, they may provoke,
But rest assured, it’s all in stroke.

She’s looking fine, a sight to see,
But heed her words with caution, be.
A feeling stirs, a hint of wrong,
But let it go, and sing a song.